The Muppet just called.
"I have a W-T-F."
"Ok, what is it?"
"It's been several days since the last TwerpsWorld update? WTF?"
Y'all are SPOILED. I give and I give and it's still not enough for you!
Just kidding. So, yeah, I've been going lite on the blogging, but that's just because I'm in one of those phases where all my extraneous dialogue is occurring in my head, rather than floating out my fingertips and onto this lovely green billboard. It happens.
Last night, after helping Kimberly pack her apartment for her big move to the West Village, I was heading home with a big huge bag of awesome crap she didn't want.
This has been my weekend of awesome free stuff, btw, so I feel the need to give some thanks:
I am thankful for my new free shoe wardrobe and that Kimberly has a shoe buying problem along with the same size feet as me. I'm also grateful for the new 350 thread-count, sateen full-sized sheets my roommate gave me since she currently rocks a twin and can't use them. They are very soft and pretty and luscious. Too bad I am currently also in a No Sleep phase.
I'm also very grateful for free nights and weekends.
Ok, back to what I was saying. As I was walking to the train with this big bag of free stuff, for which I'm clearly grateful, my mind was swirling with a million different things and one of them was how much I travel in this city. I seem to always be on my way somewhere. It's exhausting.
And then I was thinking about how exhausting New York can be sometimes; how it's such an effort to get anywhere or do anything. Time flies so fast here. In the summer, it's so hot and it SMELLS SO FUCKING BAD. And then I was thinking, 'I spend all this time and all this money, and I'm always on my way somewhere, and I still feel like I'm kind of just sucking at living here. It's almost impossible to keep up.' But then I had one thought that got me through that little bit of turbulence:
I'm cooler than anybody on this platform right now, because I bet NONE of these motherfuckers have SUPAGROUP!
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Well, I have 2 things to say in response:
1) Even in jest, who is Mupititties to say anything about updating...hell, even I update my blog more than her. To shame on her for upsetting the Blog Mistress.
B) SupaGroup Fuckin ROCKS! I'm composing an interview with them NOW. Forward to me any questions y'all have the THE BEST rock band in the world!
Happy Fucking Monday!
Rock ON!
R to the D -
I, OF COURSE, addressed the sheer sized of sac presented by the Muppet in her criticism of my blogquency. She stated that she was going to resume "regularly scheduled programming" with a quickness.
When I then pointed out that she NEVER HAD regularly scheduled programming, she vehemently stated that she would from now on, because she is pulling out all the stops to get the #1 position back under World Favorites.
Good luck with that, Muppet.
As for SUPAGROUP, I had some good questions yesterday, but forgot them all! I will send once they have been recovered!
"I'm also very grateful for free nights and weekends."
A. MEN.
My question for Supagroup-
Philosophical Query- Is ruling TRULY it's own reward? Discuss with examples.
Muppet,
You're commenting, but all I'm seeing is "blah, blah, blah, blah, blah..."
This should be interesting.
BRING IT, Muffatita! Begun, the Post Wars have.
Mup - 48hrs to launch a post? Damn, Mup, at that rate you're never going to take back #1...you gotta be on your feet and ready to roll...yesterday.
MFCD - Ruling IS truly it's own reward...I mean when else could you get away with fighting a midget and doin' a goat? Unheard of by the Non-Rulers amongst us.
Deebo - "You're commenting, but all I'm seeing is "blah, blah, blah, blah, blah..."" - Taunting at it's finest!
Bleon - Oh, that's right. You have better things to do than post with us...you're all about the beach and cute boys.
Fer - WHERE ya at Fer, where ya at?
The Muppet is a smack talker of WWE proportions.
I'll believe all this when I see it!
Muppet, just so you know, in the last 10 days, there have been 5 posts in Danland.
In the last ten days, there have been ZEEEEEERO posts on Muppetita.
I'm just saying.
Blog-jelly? Can that be used as a spermicide?
I use blog-jelly to tame my fro!! It's also useful as lube....
And I am not ONLY interested in the beach and boys! I also love beer! So take that RockDiggityDog!
I am so happy being #3 in TwerpsWorld of blog. I know I am #1 in her heart!
Mup...24hrs and counting...still no new blog action. I'm trying to remain faithful, but I'm so very fragile...Please up date soon
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