1.
It really sucks that
My day should turn to such shit
After GREAT coffee!
2.
I'm trapped in a shitstorm so all-encompassing that I had to TURN DOWN a Timbuktu opportunity! My computer is, of course, busted and I am just far too busy to even deal with it.
3.
Damn it all to Hell! Oh, and "SHIIIIIIIIIIT!"
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2 Stress-Relief Strategies in Haiku-
Focus, be calm, and
let the coffee center you;
the Tao of the bean.
-OR-
Rack the fucking temp!
Kick him so hard that he cries!
Cashews won't help him!
I'm pitching the coffee haiku to Gevalia, Starbucks, and Seattle's Best Coffee.
Don't be surprised if you see it ride past you on the side of a bus!
Dude! I get Starbucks Gift Cards from time to time...$3 or $5 for participating in these dumb software "Webinars". I've been sending them to Fluid Boy, but I can send some your way if you're interested. Would love to share the wealth...(is $3 wealth???)
Next time they send me free porn I'll send it out Admiral's way...
Rock ON!
RockDog
RockDog!
Your generous offer has made an emotion in my chest which threatens to overwhelm my eyeballs and make wet, salty liquid ooze from them.
I heart you.
"God said "let there be light" and they watered down the beer. SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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