"I tried screwing it, it's not working."
"Let me try."
"Hold it steady."
"It's not screwing!" Eighth grade-type giggles ensue.
"I told you! Give me some credit!"
"Maybe it screws the opposite way. Oh! Look at that! I told you I know about screwing! I'm surprised you didn't pick up on that Danielle."
"Oh what, because of The Porn?" More eighth grade giggles.
"Maybe we should get one for the kitchen. And then that one can suck and this one can blow."
"No, you suck, Danielle can blow, and I'll watch."
"No, Danielle can tell us what to do."
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Oh. My.
;)
Oh, and "Smack!"
8th Grade??? Damn!
Ouch! Hurts so good!
Yeah, that's what I THOUGHT you'd say.
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