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Y'all. Sometimes things happen in the Universe where events and situations seem to line up perfectly and you have no choice but to seize...

But yet, I just don't seem to have too much to say! I KNOW, RIGHT? Um. I think the build up of smog is affected my brainicles.

Even though he's sick with a sort of gross cold, MFDC found the energy to take me out to dinner. As a result, I found the energy to put ...

Ok, so the week flew by but today is dragging donkey ass. Hmm. I guess I was a little redundant there. So, now Catalina Island is on fire. ...

Have y'all met the soon-to-be Mrs. Berman? Check her out. She's funny and so are her friends. As far as a fire update goes, CNN'...

So, this is where we stand 4.5 hours after the fire originally broke. You can't see these things despite the excellent quality of my cam...

Just this morning they announced that Southern California was on an "Extreme Fire Alert" due to hot, very dry weather. We haven...

I know I promised a timely update following my last post, but that was before I swallowed some shredded wheat down the wrong pipe and ended ...

I threw a surprise Bridal Shower and Bachelorette for my little sister over the weekend. IN NEW JERSEY. That I planned FROM CALIFORNIA. It w...

A few weeks back, some punk teenagers tried to burn down the Hollywood sign by starting a fire about a mile away from my house. It's the...

This is Herman. He is a real bunny rabbit and my new obsession. I love him. I want to tickle his massive feet. He's on MySpace and as s...

America, as a country, has taken a lot of hits in the past, oh, 7 years or so. Well, OK, pretty much since we started shit with the British....

First of all, this is an ACTUAL headline from CNN.com: "Hilary Duff Feels Pressure To Be Thin." I'm pretty sure there was a ts...

I think it's funny that CitiBank thinks I can afford to pay them $750 this month. I think it's funny that clicking on the Severe Wea...

One of the best things about my new MacBook, besides the fact that I didn't have to pay for it, is Photo Booth. I used to walk into rand...

Last night I bet MFDC that Linda Ronstadt sang an 80s tune called "Good-bye To You." After he very rudely slammed my not-too-shabb...

Yesterday, after I pulled onto the street where I work, I drove past what I thought might be either a gaggle of paparazzi or a group of... I...

(3/19/07: A friend of a friend passed away this weekend of a fatal car crash. Out of respect for this person, I've edited the original p...

Somehow, Los Angeles is listed as one of America's Fattest Cities by some bunk list on CNN.com. I don't understand how this is pos...

I feel like writing today but am unfortunate in that I really don't have too much to write about! Previously, I was reading gossip websi...

That last blog is STALE, so I thought I would update you on The War Against The Muffin Top, as well as a few other things. Last week on my w...

NEDAW . I would like to start off by saying that I am not writing this post to poke fun at anybody who currently has or has ever had an eati...

Today my beloved boyfriend is wearing a shirt that features a unicorn humping a dolphin by the warm light of a rainbow. It's moments lik...

I took tomorrow off because it's Valentine's Day and I wanted to spend it with MFDC. If that makes me a pussy, then so be it. Of cou...

Tempering the devastation of my deflowered vehicle and accidentally paying the note on said deflowered vehicle twice this month, thereby pla...

I read somewhere on the internet that you can't consider yourself a writer unless you spend at least seven hours a week writing. Since i...

Last night I went to the eye doctor for the first time in, oh, about 7 and a 1/2 years. My left eye had some irritation in the same spot for...

This was actually taken a couple of months ago at a bar in Downtown L.A. I was not drinking this evening, despite any evidence to the contra...

Dear Thighs, Imagine my surprise recently when I heard the smooth yet faint buttery sounds of Peaches and Herb coming from my pants. I see y...

Meghan Grandolfo threw me an amazing and memorable 30th birthday party yesterday. I'm just now starting to feel like a human being. That...

Somebody got me a laptop for my birthday. It has Photobooth. Yeah. I'm that good. ;)

"Ugh, that fucking cricket is back. Maybe it will shut up if I throw a book at it." "Go ahead. There's plenty to choose f...

I'm not talking about being too "bootylicious" or being ready for any type of jarred, fruited condiments, I'm talking abou...

I would very much like to take the opportunity presented by keeping a running record of my personal life in a public forum to tell you that ...

This is my horoscope for the day, according to the prescient compustrologers bots employed by Yahoo!: "If you're feeling low on ene...

All of my Nerds are currently traveling on business, so rather than immediately get to work on the various projects they left me with, I dec...

I had to have me a punkin.

It only took 2 months, but I have a job! BITCHES! AND! It's a GOOD job. The kind of job I wanted. Internet/New Media-y/Live Music-esque....

Mr. and Mrs. J3. It all started on the 5th floor of the Little Building. For all of you doubters, I really AM an angel! Check my halo, Bitch...

Eeeeeeeeeeeh. I can't really find it in me to apologize for not blogging. I've just been trying to settle in to life here, and at th...

I don't really have too much to put up but felt like I needed to bump that last bummer down a notch. I'm feeling better, but not all...

...that I'm STILL unemployed, despite working with three separate agencies? ...that Mariah Carey is the featured article today on Wikipe...

Unemployment blows. Undermines my confidence. I heart ear dildos.

We're CA-YOOOOOT. One of these handsome folks has a raging, very expensive granola habit. We both have big cheeks, noses and lips. Only ...

Doris is coming home today! WOOT.

The title is all I will say about that, but trust me when I tell you that I have currently undertaken a very large, Senior Thesis-style rese...

I hate traffic. I hate the "media" for prematurely sexualizing young girls who grow up to idolize Lindsey Lohan. I hate Cingular. ...

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