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The last picture you saw of me was pretty much the last time I was inactive! MFDC caught my cooties because he lives with me and it was inev...

Let me just state that since I'd been taking cold meds for days and was functioning well under 100% lung capacity (leaving my brain some...

I'm blogging, despite my very grave illness, because pregnant ladies are bossy. I have a cold. How is it possible that I, a resident of ...

The other day I wrote this completely weird post about Rainer Maria Rilke and decided against publishing it. I mean, c'mon. Who wants to...

Look at the anticipation on our faces. In that moment, though it was already hot and humid at 9 a.m., we were about to see Pandas.

TwerpsWorld is barreling into the 21st century. This is an historic day. Today, I will share video with all my TwerpsWorld readers! Bur firs...

Saturday night, Dan and I got lost. WAY lost. Because I feel strongly that you cannot possibly appreciate the magnitude of how fucking lost ...

This weekend will prove to be MUCH MORE AWESOME. Awesomer? The awesomest? Whateves. This weekend, I will not only be reunited with my DAWG, ...

That might be all I remember of close to 5 years of Spanish lessons. Sad. I need to brush up for my trip to Costa Rrrrrica! in October. It...

It seems like just yesterday I arrived in California and then quickly became a towering stress case with the extraordinary ability to fly re...

Mom is probably pulling up to the curb right now at Philadelphia International Airport, about to leave everything she has known, loved, foug...

I'm still here, folks. Just kind of in a state similar to that of a deer caught in headlights. Despite what you may be thinking - that t...

Muppie's back! Tell a friend! Yes, friends, Mrs. Kelly J3 nee Muppetita returns to the blogosphere. Certain she is poised to slay us wit...

For those of you who live or work in Los Angeles, particularly in the Hollywood area, you may or may not have noticed that Chewbacca has bee...

Many of you may be wondering where is the blog and accompanying pictures from my sister's wedding. I just got all 250 photos uploaded to...

Me as a Simpsons character. Go here .

I am working on a rather dense post about my beautiful sister Cindy's wedding this weekend, but all my pics are on the home computer, so...

Current Source of Much of My Work Frustration: "So where are you from originally?" Me: "New Jersey." CSOMOMWF: "Oh,...

I'm not even sure where this post is going to go, if anywhere at all! I just ate a crazy ridiculous homemade brownie that is currently r...

Ladies and Gentleman, in the past, oh, 35 days or so, I have flown approximately 36,000 miles. Lots of stuff has happened. Like, Meghan'...

Y'all. Sometimes things happen in the Universe where events and situations seem to line up perfectly and you have no choice but to seize...

But yet, I just don't seem to have too much to say! I KNOW, RIGHT? Um. I think the build up of smog is affected my brainicles.

Even though he's sick with a sort of gross cold, MFDC found the energy to take me out to dinner. As a result, I found the energy to put ...

Ok, so the week flew by but today is dragging donkey ass. Hmm. I guess I was a little redundant there. So, now Catalina Island is on fire. ...

Have y'all met the soon-to-be Mrs. Berman? Check her out. She's funny and so are her friends. As far as a fire update goes, CNN'...

So, this is where we stand 4.5 hours after the fire originally broke. You can't see these things despite the excellent quality of my cam...

Just this morning they announced that Southern California was on an "Extreme Fire Alert" due to hot, very dry weather. We haven...

I know I promised a timely update following my last post, but that was before I swallowed some shredded wheat down the wrong pipe and ended ...

I threw a surprise Bridal Shower and Bachelorette for my little sister over the weekend. IN NEW JERSEY. That I planned FROM CALIFORNIA. It w...

A few weeks back, some punk teenagers tried to burn down the Hollywood sign by starting a fire about a mile away from my house. It's the...

This is Herman. He is a real bunny rabbit and my new obsession. I love him. I want to tickle his massive feet. He's on MySpace and as s...

America, as a country, has taken a lot of hits in the past, oh, 7 years or so. Well, OK, pretty much since we started shit with the British....

First of all, this is an ACTUAL headline from CNN.com: "Hilary Duff Feels Pressure To Be Thin." I'm pretty sure there was a ts...

I think it's funny that CitiBank thinks I can afford to pay them $750 this month. I think it's funny that clicking on the Severe Wea...

One of the best things about my new MacBook, besides the fact that I didn't have to pay for it, is Photo Booth. I used to walk into rand...

Last night I bet MFDC that Linda Ronstadt sang an 80s tune called "Good-bye To You." After he very rudely slammed my not-too-shabb...

Yesterday, after I pulled onto the street where I work, I drove past what I thought might be either a gaggle of paparazzi or a group of... I...

(3/19/07: A friend of a friend passed away this weekend of a fatal car crash. Out of respect for this person, I've edited the original p...

Somehow, Los Angeles is listed as one of America's Fattest Cities by some bunk list on CNN.com. I don't understand how this is pos...

I feel like writing today but am unfortunate in that I really don't have too much to write about! Previously, I was reading gossip websi...

That last blog is STALE, so I thought I would update you on The War Against The Muffin Top, as well as a few other things. Last week on my w...

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